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Q: Wadaya get when you take the circumference of your jack-o-lantern and divide it by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin π.
Son: "Dad, will you do my math homework for me tonight?"
Father: "No son, it wouldn't be right"
Son: "Well you can try"
Did you know that 5 out of every 4 people have a problem with fractions?
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!
A: A poly – no- meal (polynomial)
Teacher: "What is seven Q plus three Q?"
Student: "Ten Q"
Teacher: "You're Welcome."
What is "pi"?
Mathematician: Pi is the ratio of
the circumference of a circle to its diameter.
Engineer: Pi is about 22/7.
Physicist: Pi is 3.14159 plus or minus 0.000005
Computer Programmer: Pi is 3.141592653589 in double precision.
Nutritionist: You one track math-minded fellows, Pie is a healthy and delicious dessert!
Student 1: I have an irrational
fear of pi.
Student 2: I have a rational fear of pi. It’s a long story.
Student 3: I have an imaginary fear of pi.
A logarithm is just a misspelled algorithm
Q. Why do mathematicians like national parks?
A. Because of the natural logs.
Teacher: log C + log A + log B + log I + log N = ???
Student: log CABIN
Q: What sound does a tree make if you hit it with a drumstick?
A: A logarithm