**Math
Jokes**

**Have a favorite
math joke? E-mail it to me and I’ll add
it to the list.**

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**Halloween
math…**

Q: Wadaya
get when you take the circumference of your jack-o-lantern and divide it by its
diameter?

A: Pumpkin π.

**Everyday Math…**

Son: "Dad, will you
do my math homework for me tonight?"

Father: "No son, it
wouldn't be right"

Son: "Well you can
try"

**Numbers….**

Did
you know that 5 out of every 4 people have a problem with fractions?

Why was 6
afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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**Algebra…**

Q: What do you call a parrot that hasn’t eaten in many days?

A: A
poly – no- meal (polynomial)

**ALGEBRA QUIZ**

Teacher: "What is seven Q plus
three Q?"

Student: "Ten
Q"

Teacher: *"You're
Welcome."*

**…**

**What
is "pi"?**

Mathematician: Pi is the ratio of
the circumference of a circle to its diameter.

Engineer: Pi is about 22/7.

Physicist: Pi is 3.14159 plus or minus 0.000005

Computer Programmer: Pi is 3.141592653589 in double precision.

Nutritionist: You one track math-minded fellows, Pie is a healthy and delicious
dessert!

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### Conversations about pi:

### Students:
No pi are round!

Student 1: I have an irrational
fear of pi.

Student 2: I have a rational fear of pi.
It’s a long story.

Student 3: I have an imaginary fear of pi.

**LOGS…**

A **logarithm** is just a misspelled algorithm

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Q. *Why do mathematicians like national
parks?*

A. *Because of the natural
logs.*

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Teacher: log C + log A + log B + log I + log N = ???

Student: log CABIN

Q: What sound does a tree
make if you hit it with a drumstick?

A: A logarithm

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